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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 13:06
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Another attempt resulted in ...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How can we become the best humans? How can we trust each other?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Can you provide a list of cities named after animals and the animals they were named after?
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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So they tried
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good